Anthony Burgess celebrates the joy of the limerick.
That naughty old Sappho of Greece
said, 'what I prefer to a piece
is to have my pudenda
rubbed by the enda
the little pink nose of my niece.
That naughty old Sappho of Greece
said, 'what I prefer to a piece
is to have my pudenda
rubbed by the enda
the little pink nose of my niece.